Why would I give YOU candy?

Today I was awoken with a big belly bounce! yeah, ah huh. He belly flopped me in my sleep! When I opened my eyes fearing that I was under attack, he was jumping and flopping all over me saying "I want candy! I Want Candy! I WANT CANDY!"

Whoa. Slow down little lad, I couldnt decide if I wanted to kick him or just get him in a headlock! I peek over at the clock and it was only 7:27am. ugh. Are you kidding me? It is SATURDAY!!

Oh and by the way, you ain't gettin no candy. Not now or for the rest of the day.
Yes, I know, you can call it evil. I call it payback! mwah-ah-ah.