YOUNG HOLLYWOOD

I have a bone to pick with you. I know this is going to sound rather crass, but I don’t like you! Nope, not one bit and let me tell you why.... you see it’s very simple, you, Young Hollywood make me feel old. I don’t know your names or your movies (unless you are a Jo Bro or Miley) but I do see your perky boobs, fab abs and creaseless faces everywhere. I see you on People, Perez, Gawker and you girls are even stalking me from my favorite fashion site Who What Wear.

Now I realize that I am a teensy tiny spec of debris in your world Young Hollywood, but I represent a lot of women. So I am going to post some of the fab young faces that I'm totally hating (er.... envying) and then I'm going to post some of the women that are my age and perhaps a little older, women who make aging look sexy. Like the new decades of my life should and will be.

By the way, I'm 32 and I am very aware that I am either; old to you; young to a few; in my prime to some or a cougar to others. (Meee-owah)



Kristen Stewart
D.O.B April 9, 1990



Now this may sound uber caddy to you, but I want you to understand that I'M JUST BEING HONEST and stating my opinion. But I don't find her to be so pretty. **GASP**
(maybe it's because I haven't read the Twilight books yet?) BUT... I do like her hair and I love her long legs. In fact, I'm totally jealous of them. Just look at them. Go 'head LOOK!!

Selena Gomez
D.O.B. July 22, 1992
and
Demi Lovato
D.O.B. August 20, 1992



Now these are girls I do know. My daughter loves them and I'm glad she has good taste. They are spunky, talented and sweet looking with great style. But I then become dually envious because 1- I want to play dress up in their closets (the same thing happened to me a few years ago with Mary-Kate and Ashley) and 2- they can eat Mc Donalds! I ate Mc Donalds last night and suffered a horrible belly ache all night. No, seriously, I thought I was incubating an alien that is how foreign the food felt. Is that age or just that my body isn't used to the grease anymore? Hmmm....

Zoe Kravitz
D.O.B.
December 1, 1988



Let's be honest here, she is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and the ever beautiful and timeless Lisa Bonet, so that right there sums up that she was destined for greatness! Look at her effortless taste in clothes! I am such a fan of less is more. This girl is so NYC. And she played a really good drugged up street walker in The Brave One.

Scarlett Johansson
D.O.B.
November 22, 1984



Anyone who knows me knows I love her boobs! It's pretty bad, when looking at her, I become like a man and all else in the world ceases to exist. Hell, the kids could be setting the house on fire and I probably wouldn't notice. I don't think I've seen any of her movies and it probably wouldn't matter either, because I would only be paying attention to two things. Mmmmhmm, you guessed it. *wink, wink*

and P.S. Take it from me Scar, if you have babies, those babies will get ruined. You'll thank me for that advice. No, seriously, you will.

Zooey Daschanel
D.O.B. January 17, 1980



This indie baby's got it all! She has those beautiful big blue eyes, an infectious smile and I am a huge fan of her voice. She always picks the best roles, full of spunk and color and she is one half of the indie\country\pop (as listed on their Myspace page) group She & Him. AND! I cannot wait till her latest movie comes out: 500 Days of Summer!

Angelina Jolie
D.O.B. June 4, 1975



Ahhh.. This list of sexy women (notice "women" and not "girls") would not even begin to take flight if Angelina weren't part of it. Huge fan here. HUGE. I am fine with the sex god she was, I'm fine with her kissing her brother, I'm fine with her wearing Billy Bob's blood, I'm fine with her stealing that chicks husband, hell I'm fine with it all the way to where she is now being a humanitarian and the tamed mother of six that she is. Brad Pitt can make any ho a housewife and I would take her any which way she were offered. Serious girl crush here.


Halle Berry
D.O.B. August 14, 1966




Ok. Let me get to the point, did we see her pregnant?! I mean she was just stunning. She made it look easy and she sorta made me think I could do that again. But then reality bitch slapped me and said "Gurrl, you ain't no Halle!" (and yes, apparently the voice in my reality is a Southern Black woman!) All in all, I think Halle just grew more beautiful with age. I wasn't really a fan of her in her 20's, don't get me wrong, she was attractive but now, this woman is on fire!


I realize this list could go on and on and I already listed more women then I initially wanted to. But tell me, is there anyone you're hating on because they make you feel old? Or, is there anyone you love because they make aging look effortless?

You see at the end of the day, I believe I am exactly where I need to be in my life. And I kicked off my 30's with the 'Dirty Thirty' motto and I've got no intention of trying to clean it up! But every intention of doing it with style, sex appeal and intelligence. I think that is what growing older is about. You could have crows feet or grays, but really it's all about how you carry\portray and believe yourself.